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Claude 
  Lightfoot 
  or, How the Problem was Solved
My God! cried the atheist, jumping back and falling against Jordan. Whats that?
Its so hard to imagine almost any small boy changing into a man, but in most you can see a faint streak of seriousness. But Claude strikes me as being the concentrated essence of small boy, and I cant even begin to imagine how or when hell change. Page 16
CONTENTS 
    CHAPTER I 
    In which Claude puzzles Frank Elmwood . . . 1 
    CHAPTER II 
    In which Claude attracts the attention 
    of his teacher 17 
    CHAPTER III 
    In which Claude surprises his sister Kate, and 
    John Winter surprises everybody . 28 
    CHAPTER IV 
    In which Claude cultivates the acquaintance of 
    Mr. Russel and becomes a member of the 
    Highfliers . . 43 
    CHAPTER V 
    In which the reader obtains a glimpse of Claude 
    and Kate at home . . 51 
    CHAPTER VI 
    In which Claude loses his temper and puts 
    himself decidedly in the wrong . . 61 
    CHAPTER VII 
    In which Claude astonishes his examiners in 
    catechism and Harry Archer in matters 
    of baseball . . . 71
    CHAPTER VIII 
    In which Claude pitches against the Rockaways 
    and meets with another trial . . 80 
    CHAPTER IX 
    In which Claude spends two days in bed . . 93 
    CHAPTER X 
    In which Claude meets with his cross 101 
    CHAPTER XI 
    In which Claude makes his escape . . 109 
    CHAPTER XII 
    In which Kate and Claude are bitterly 
    disappointed . 113 
    CHAPTER XIII 
    In which Mr. Russel unwittingly prophesies 121 
    CHAPTER XIV 
    In which Willie Hardy, the light villain of the 
    story, appears upon the scene . . 128 
    CHAPTER XV 
    In which Claude amuses himself with a bull 139 
    CHAPTER XVI 
    In which Claude takes to poetry 149 
    CHAPTER XVII 
    In which is given an account of a novel fishing 
    expedition . . . 159
    CHAPTER XVIII 
    In which Claude gives an exhibition in diving 
    and is taken prisoner . . . 173 
    CHAPTER XIX 
    In which Kate brings Claude joyful news . . 182 
    CHAPTER XX 
    Father Barrys story 185 
    CHAPTER XXI 
    In which Claude tells a story . . 215 
    CHAPTER XXII 
    In which Willie Hardy acts as guide with 
    unfortunate results, and Claude, on 
    being found, makes the most astounding 
    declaration of his life . . . 230 
    CHAPTER XXIII 
    The new Tarcisius . 242 
    CHAPTER XXIV 
    Conclusion . . 257
Chapter I 
    IN WHICH CLAUDE PUZZLES FRANK ELMWOOD 
That newcomers a queer boy, observed John Winter. 
    Hes lively as a kitten, said Rob Collins. 
    Ive been keeping an eye on him ever since the beginning of recess, 
    and I dont think theres a square foot of ground in the college 
    yard he hasnt passed over. Hes tripped up five or six fellows 
    already and just managed to get off being kicked at least twice. I think, 
    added Rob solemnly, and bringing 
    into use the latest knowledge he had gleaned from a passing fit of attention 
    in Chemistry class, I really do think that hes one of the Mercury 
    Compounds. 
    Whereupon Frank Elmwood, the third of the group, rang a chestnut bell, 
    in answer to which Rob indignantly disclaimed any attempt at joking. 
    Look, exclaimed John, breaking in upon the playful dispute of 
    these two bosom friends, your Compound of Mercury is going to get into 
    trouble, Im afraid; hes fooling around Worden! 
    Worden will kick him, sure, prophesied Rob. 
    Yes, and hard, too, the overgrown bully, commented Frank, with 
    a certain amount of bitterness in his voice and a frown upon his pale, energetic 
    face. 
    The three speakers were leaning at ease against the storm door which opens 
    upon the playground of Milwaukee College [that is, Academy]. It was ten oclock 
    recess, and the yard was everywhere alive with moving human figures. Like 
    birds of swift passage, baseballs were flying through the air in all directions, 
    and, on the run, of course, the multitudinous legs of small boys were moving 
    from point to point. During recess the younger students seldom condescend 
    to walk but, yielding to their natural and healthy inclinations, spend that 
    quarter of an hour in a state of what is for the most part breathless animation. 
    But among all these flying figures, the newcomer was eminently conspicuous. 
    He seemed to move upon springs which, in their perfection, just fell short 
    of 
    wings. 
On the way to Worden, he startled Charlie Pierson, the quietest lad in the 
    college, by leaping clean over his shoulders. Charlie had been standing engrossed 
    in watching a game, his head bent forward, his hands clasped behind his back 
    and, fortunately for the nonce, his legs spread so as to afford 
    him a good purchase for the shock, when, without warning, the young madcap 
    came flying over his head. 
    Confound your cheek! cried Charlie, the lazy, benevolent smile 
    on his face almost disappearing; if I catch you, Ill pound your 
    muscle till its sore! And as he spoke, he took after the dancing 
    madcap. 
    Whoop! Hi! Hi! Catch me, sang out Robs Chemical Compound, 
    as with his head craned so as to keep his pursuer in sight, he broke into 
    a swift run, followed heavily and clumsily by Charlie, who was not given to 
    hard exercise. 
    Now it so happened that Dan Dockery, a lively lad and intimate friend of Charlie, 
    had been intently watching the proceedings of the young vaulter. Taking advantage 
    of the fleeing boys position of head, Dan planted himself, without being 
    observed, in the path of the runner. As he had desired, a collision 
    followed. Dan staggered back a few steps, while the lively youth bounded to 
    one side like a rubber ball, rolled over and over, rose with a spring and 
    a bound and, before Charlie could catch him, sprang away and dashed head first 
    into the stomach of no less a person than the bully Worden. For the moment, 
    Worden lost all power of speech, but retained sufficient presence of mind 
    to grasp his unwitting assailant in a vise-like grip. 
Thus caught in the toils, the newcomer set about a process of wriggling and squirming which it is difficult to imagine and impossible to set down. Legs and arms writhed and bent, while the whole body twisted and turned in every conceivable posture, till the eye became dazed and blurred in following the swift changes. But Worden, still choking and gasping, held on grimly. The small boy who butted him in the stomach was not likely to forget the incident to the last day of his life.
You wretched little rowdy! he began, recovering his breath and 
    endeavoring to put his captive into a position where he could best be kicked, 
    Ill teach you a lesson. 
    By way of reply, the small boy effected a miraculous wriggle which brought 
    him through Wordens legs and rendered the intended operation of kicking, 
    for the time being, impracticable. But Worden still preserved his hold and 
    at once made a strenuous effort to bring the wriggler back into position. 
    At this point Pierson and Dockery, who despised Worden, as bullies are wont 
    to be despised by the small boy, came to the rescue. They sang in unison, 
  
Worden, Worden Went a-birdin 
    On a summers day: 
    Worden, Worden, went a-birdin 
    And the birds they flew away. 
And then by way of chorus, a dozen youngsters in the vicinity chimed in with
Worden, Worden went a-birdin 
    And didnt he run away. 
This was too much for the hero of these 
    doggerels: releasing his intended victim, he started off in chase of his serenaders. 
    The cause of all this disturbance now made directly for the trio, who were 
    still leaning against the storm door. 
    What a stout pair of legs hes got! exclaimed Collins. And 
    he moves with such ease. I never saw a little chap in knee breeches yet that 
    looked so strong and so graceful. 
    Yes, assented Elmwood. And at the same time, he has such 
    a sunny face: its a healthy face too. Its not too chubby, and 
    his complexion is really fine. 
    And look at the smile he wears, continued John Winter. Its 
    what I would call sympathetic. 
    Ahem! grunted Rob. 
    I mean, said John coloring, that it makes you feel jolly 
    and gay to look at it. You can see from the straight way he holds himself 
    and from his build that hes a mighty strong little chap. He looks sunnythats 
    the word. His hair is really sunny. Hes really a pretty boy. 
    Pshaw! growled Frank, sunniness may be the right word, but 
    prettiness certainly isnt. Almost any little boy, whos dressed 
    well and whos not thoroughly bad, looks pretty. But this little chap 
    is interesting. 
    Hallo, Specksy! cried the object of these remarks, who had been 
    staring at his critics for full half a minute. Rob and John joined in a laugh 
    at Franks 
    expense. Though only seventeen, Frank wore spectacles. 
    Hallo, Sublimate of Mercury! 
    Youre another, and twice anything you call me! came the 
    quick answer. I say, I like this school immensely. Theres a yard 
    to it where a fellows got room enough to move around in. 
    What school did you go to before you came here? Frank inquired. 
    
    Sixteenth District till a few days ago. 
    What happened then? 
    I got expelled. As he made his answer, he favored Frank with a 
    series of winks. He had blue eyes, not over-large, but with a snap and sparkle 
    about them which added much to the sunshininess of his appearance. 
    Stop your winking and tell us why you were expelled, pursued Frank. 
    
    The artless youth had been hopping about impatiently during this dialogue, 
    and, as Frank put him the last question, he flew at John Winter, seized Johns 
    hat and, without further ado, took to his heels. With an ejaculation expressive 
    partly of amusement, partly of annoyance, John took after him. He was the 
    youngest and smallest of the trioindeed, though a member of the class 
    of Poetry, he still went about in knickerbockersbut in running he was 
    second to none of his class fellows. After a sharp pursuit, he captured the 
    snatcher of hats and brought him back wriggling to Frank and Rob. 
    Now, puffed John, retaining his firm grasp on our young friends 
    wrist, tell us about your being expelled. 
    I was expelled for nothingthere! with a wriggle. Let 
    me go, will you? More wriggles. Let me go, I say! Still 
    more wriggles. 
    Ow-w-w-w! Stop squeezing! 
    And in a seeming paroxysm of pain, the wriggler fell into a complete state 
    of collapse and hung limp, a dead weight from Johns hand, while lines 
    and spasms of pain chased about his most expressive face. Softened by pity, 
    John let go. In a flash, the limpness was gone, and the brightest, happiest, 
    sunniest boy, his hair shot with gold and dancing to its owners motions, 
    was hopping and skipping before the three poets, his right thumb raised to 
    his pretty little nose and four fingers wriggling like the fingers of an excited 
    Italian in the heart of the Italian game of Mora. 
    Yah! yah!fooled you, didnt I? Oh, didnt I take him 
    in, Specksy? 
    Tell us how you got expelled, said Rob, and Ill give 
    you some chocolate caramels. 
    There was a cessation of hop and skip. 
    How many? 
    Five or six. 
    Will you give me one to start on? 
    Rob handed him a caramel. 
    Now, continued the sunny one, as he put the candy in his mouth, 
    howll I know that youll give me the rest? 
    Well I suppose you can trust me. 
    No, you dont. I know your brother Walter, and he says youre 
    no good. You just pass those caramels over to Specksy; I like Specksy. 
    And the frank young gentleman glanced at Elmwood with open admiration. 
    All right, Johnny, said Rob, as he executed the condition. 
    You neednt call me Johnny, continued the newcomer, sidling 
    toward Frank and making a sudden but unsuccessful grab at the candy in his 
    hand. My name is Claude Claude Lightfoot, and dont you forget 
    it, Specksy. 
    In answer to this appeal, Frank gave him a caramel. 
    Were not particular about your name, put in John Winter, 
    anxious to quote Whats in a name? That which we call a rose . . . 
    Just what I was going to say, interrupted Elmwood, with a mischievous 
    twinkle in his eye. Go on, Claude, and tell us about your expulsion. 
    
    It was all on account of a billy goat and a lightning rod.
    Ah! said Rob. Did the billy goat strike the lightning rod? 
    
    Before replying, Claude extorted a third caramel from Frank. 
    No, it didnt. Last Wednesday a fellow stumped me to bring my billy 
    goat to school. General Jackson (that was his name) behaved like a gentleman 
    as long as we were outside the school building. I tied him up in the yard; 
    but just as soon as I started to go into school, General Jackson began to 
    get frisky; 
    and then the fellow that stumped me loosed him, and he came bumping in after 
    me 
    Who? The fellow that stumped you? 
    No, the General. I wanted to run him out; but a lot of fellows stood 
    at the door and shooed at him. Then General Jackson got mad and went just 
    a-tearing down that hall and sent a lot of girls a-squealing, and one or two 
    of them sprawling; and I came charging after. Some of those girls said that 
    I was 
    setting him on. I caught the General after he had scared the wits out of two 
    of the women teachersone of em had her hand on her breast and 
    it was heaving like anything, and the other was standing on a chair with her 
    skirts gathered about her, the way they all do when they see a mouse. The 
    principal came down on me then
    Where did he come down on you? 
    On my handsboth of them, and said that next time I cut up, hed 
    expel me for being something or otheruncursable, I think he said. 
    
    Incorrigible, you mean, Claude, suggested Winter. 
    Thats it. I only heard the word once, and I was too excited to 
    notice how he said it. So I went home and made up my mind not to take any 
    more risks. But the next day, a fellow stumped me just before class to climb 
    up the lightning rod to the third story and offered me a big apple if Id 
    do it. I forgot to think, and caught hold of that lightning rod and began 
    to climb it hand over hand. 
    Where did you learn to climb? Frank inquired. 
    I didnt learn at all, Specksy: it just came natural, I reckon. 
    So I got up almost as high as the second story when one of those lady teachers 
    saw me from a third story window. 
    And maybe she didnt yell! Then a couple of other teachers, of course 
    they were ladies, who heard her singing out, put their heads out, and they 
    just howled, and I tell you I began to work my way down as fast as I knew 
    how; but it was no use. Before I got to the ground, the principal was standing 
    at
    the door and making eyes at me through his specks. When I got on my feet, 
    he asked me whether I could find my way home. He was awful funny with me 
    
    Sarcastic, you mean, said Rob. 
    Maybe I doanyhow it was a funny way of being funny. He told me 
    never to show my face in that school again; and that fellow wouldnt 
    give me the apple, either. He wouldnt even give me half. So I went home 
    feeling bad about it all 
    Especially about the apple, suggested Frank. 
    Thats so, Specksy; it was mean. I told Ma and Kate all about it. 
    You see I wanted them to fix it all right with Pa, whos awful fond of 
    the public schools. 
    Did he go to the public schools himself? 
    No; he was born in Canada and didnt come here till he was twenty. 
    
    Well, Claude, said Frank, its about time for you to 
    come to a Catholic school anyhow. 
    Sure. It suits me all over, answered Claude, who was now making 
    repeated endeavors to touch the back of his neck with the sole of his right 
    foot. Mas been wanting me to go ever since I left Miss Wiltons 
    private school two months ago. She and my sister Kate are anxious for me to 
    get ready for my First Communion. Pa was vexed and wanted to put me to work. 
    When Ma and Kate won him over, then the President of this College didnt 
    seem to care about taking 
    a boy that had been expelled. Then I got a letter from Miss Wilton, and Kate 
    had a long talk with the President, and now Im here on trial. Pa says 
    he hopes theyll expel me from this College too. But Pa is so careful 
    about me; you see he wants me to be an American. 
    Why, put in John, were you born in New Zealand? 
    Aw, now, arent you funny? I was born here just as much as you 
    were, and twice as much too. Pa thinks that if a boy wants to be an American 
    hes got to go to an American school. 
    Whats the matter with this college? queried Rob. 
    I dont know whats Here Claude sprang upon Elmwoods 
    back and was within a little of bringing that dignified young gentleman to 
    the ground. As Claudes evident intention was merely to demonstrate the 
    warmth of his friendship, Frank contented himself with reaching back after 
    Claude and setting the young bundle of nerves upon his feet again. 
    If you dont behave yourself, sir, he said with a suppressed 
    smile, Ill put you over my knee. 
    Claude was about to make some derisive comment upon this remark when suddenly 
    his face changed, and he darted away like a minnow when it catches sight of 
    a pike. Worden, in this instance, was the pike. He came rushing past the three 
    poets with an expression of anticipatory triumph when Frank Elmwood caught 
    him by the arm. Quick as thought young Winter, who was something of a wag 
    and a tease, seized Wordens right hand and shook it warmly. 
    How are you, Worden? Glad to see you! cried John, with a malicious 
    grin. 
    And I say, Worden, old boy, youre losing your dignity, added 
    Frank. Whats your hurry, anyhow? 
    Worden, fully Franks equal in size and weight, was meantime endeavoring 
    to break away from the strong, nervous grasp upon his arm, and of two minds 
    as to swearing at these grinning captors. 
    Look here, Elmwood, let go. Drop my hand, Winter. Let go, I say. Let 
    go. Conf you fellows are making a fool of me. 
    They might just as well try to make a square circle, put in Rob, 
    as with a bow and a smile he advanced to welcome amiable Mr. Worden, who for 
    a wonder kept his temper, lest something worse should happen to him. 
    Is the Mercury arrangement out of reach yet? asked Frank of Rob. 
    
    Sure! Hes at the far end of the yard, trying to see how high he 
    can kick. 
    All right: you can go, Worden, and next time you get after a small boy, 
    you heroic fraud, we hope youll have worse luck than you had now. 
    
    Worden looked bowie knives at Frank, puffed his lower lip into a baby pout, 
    stuck his thumbs in his vest and walked away with a sorry attempt at dignity. 
    He made no further offer that day to wreak vengeance on Claude; for, although 
    he was not a boy of fine discernment, there was something in the tone of Franks 
    voice which he recognized as a note of warning. As Worden walked away, Franks 
    face settled into an expression of study. He took off his glasses and, while 
    eyeing them with his severest look, rubbed them vigorously. 
    A penny for your thoughts, Frank, ventured Rob. 
    Im thinking of that sunny scalawag who is now kicking his legs 
    about as though there never had been a yesterday, and it never occurred to 
    him that thered be a tomorrow. Hes bound to have hard times, just 
    as sure as he lives to grow up. At present he has about as much sense of responsibility 
    as a 
    kitten. Now, Im wondering how hell develop. Its so hard 
    to imagine almost any small boy changing into a man, but in most you can see 
    a faint streak of seriousness. But Claude strikes me as being the concentrated 
    essence of small boy, and I cant even begin to imagine how or when hell 
    change. 
    Oh, I guess itll come about in the ordinary way, said John 
    Winter. We were all small boys onceyou neednt grin at me 
    because Im in knickerbockers. I can write verses and essaysand 
    yet three years ago, I used to wonder how boys in Poetry class could do those 
    things. 
    I think youve given the true solution, said Rob. We 
    change with years: and Claude will take his medicine just as we did and change 
    in the usual way. 
    I dont believe it: I cant imagine it, said Frank. 
    
    And Frank was right. Claudes change was not to be the work of time. 
    The difficulties of that change, its seeming impossibility and its sudden 
    accomplishment form the subject matter of this narrative. 
Chapter II 
    IN WHICH CLAUDE ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF HIS TEACHER 
Claude, during the morning hour preceding recess, had passed through all the formalities required of a newcomer. It was after his first interview with our three poets that he made his first appearance in the class of Third Academic. Frank Elmwood had discovered a problem in Claude; it devolved upon the teacher of Third Academic to attempt the solution.
Mr. Grace was an excellent teacher. In point of order, his was a model class; and his pupils, with scarcely an exception, were impressed by the piety and devotion which he taught by example as well as by word. But his influence was by no means in keeping with the respect which he inspired. Many of his scholarsall his lively boys, in factwere content with simply admiring him. They did not understand their teacher; he did not understand them. His words of counsel, his exhortations failed to reach their hearts. They revered Mr. Grace; they esteemed him; they would be willing, were the matter directed to their attention, to sign a petition for his speedy canonization and to give witness to his heroic virtues: but the heights of their admiration reached that thinner air where there is no thriving growth of imitation.
Mr. Grace had never been a real boy. He had grown from childhood to manhood with his eyes fixed upon the upper realms. His school companions had called him a saint, and, unstinted in their words of praise, had subjected him to all manner of teasing. Without meaning it, they had frequently not stopped short of downright cruelty. The saint had borne his trials with such openeyed wonder and unchanging meekness that he had in the long run subdued nearly all his tormentors. Nevertheless, these petty persecutions had left upon him an indelible impression. He had noticed, without accounting for the fact, that there were two kinds of boysboys that teased him, and boys that did not. His observations moving a step further had led him to perceive that those who teased him were wild, noisy, full of life, and that those who did not were gentle, quiet and pleasant of manner. Now Mr. Grace had nothing of the dramatic faculty. He could not put himself in anothers place. As a boy, he could not understand his lively companions; as a man he met with the same difficulty. He still recognized but two classes, the wild and the quiet. He was too charitable to allow himself to think any boy with whom he had to deal really bad. But if he had been forced to a decision, he would certainly have classed all quiet boys as being good and all noisy boys as being bad: and after his first hours experience with Claude, I dare say that he would have put that young gentlemans name at the very head of the latter list.
But if Mr. Grace failed to sympathize with the harum-scarums, he nonetheless managed them well. He was quite a disciplinarian, and his firmness and method succeeded only partially, it is truein atoning for his invincible lack of insight. Mr. Grace took in at a glance something of the excessive liveliness which distinguished Claude at this period of his development and, in consequence, seated the young wriggler on the front bench which directly faced the professorial chair. Before the end of an hour, Mr. Grace discovered that, in the way of fidgeting, he had sadly underestimated Claudes capacities.
And yet Claude was clearly on his best behavior; he opened his book with 
    a fixed expression of resolve upon his face, and following each word with 
    his finger end and with a painstaking movement and mumbling of the lips, he 
    thus entered upon his college career with an output of zeal too intense to 
    stand the wear and tear of many minutes. It was the hour assigned for Arithmetic 
    class, and Mr. Grace had allowed his scholars five minutes to memorize the 
    rule for compound proportion. Before half of that time had expired, Claude 
    raised his head and, fixing his dancing eyes full upon his teacher, snapped 
    his 
    fingers: forty boys grinned quietly and became interested. 
    Sh! warned the teacher. 
    I know that rule, Mister. Just hear me say it. 
    An unmistakable giggle went from one end of the room to the other: it was 
    short-lived, for Mr. Graces stern glance was the signal for perfect 
    stillness. 
    Mr. Grace left his seat and, bending over Claude, whispered in his ear: My 
    boy, no one is allowed to snap his fingers in this classtheres 
    no need of making such a noise. If you want to call my attention to anything, 
    simply hold up your hand. Again, no one should speak in class, not even to 
    me, without permission. 
    Claude was crushed. It was not the substance of what was said that subdued 
    him, but the manner. The quiet, subdued whisper is the strongest weapon against 
    a youngsters boisterousness. If he shout and the professor answer in 
    kind, the confusion gathers force: but a whisper in return, a quiet lookthese 
    are too much. Mr. Grace knew this secret of discipline, and, I must confess, 
    sometimes employed it to the verge of cruelty. His method of maintaining order 
    gave no outlet to the overflow of animal spirits: he had never suffered from 
    such an overflow himself. 
Claude, with an injured expression, again bent his eyes on his book, while 
    one hand went up absently to the top of his head and the other to his chest. 
    The former hand began patting the fair hair, while the latter moved up and 
    down. It was quite a feat to do this any boy reader knows how hard it 
    isand 
    Charlie Pierson and Dan Dockery, seated behind our hero, were in a subdued 
    ecstasy of delight at Claudes deftness. Still conning his book, Claudes 
    hands absently reversed their motions, the upper hand doing the rubbing, the 
    other the patting. Charlie felt tempted to applaud and Dan gave a snicker. 
    
    Take your hand off your head and stop fidgeting, whispered Mr. 
    Grace. 
    I aint doing nothing. 
    Study, then. 
    I know this 
    Sh! 
    Then this poor victim of classroom discipline innocently twirled his thumbsone 
    going in the opposite direction to the other. Mr. Grace allowed this proceeding 
    simple tolerance. The five minutes being up, the teacher required all to close 
    their books and, beginning with the boy in the furthest bench, 
    heard the recitation. While the first boy called upon was hesitating on the 
    last three words of the rule, Claude received the following note: 
    Anybody can twirl his thumbs. Why dont you wag one of your ears? 
    DAN DOCKERY 
    Before he had torn this note to pieces, one of Claudes ears twitched, 
    quivered and actually did wag. Restraint was no longer possible: Dockery, 
    Pierson and some half dozen boys broke into a roar. Mr. Grace had not witnessed 
    the moving of the ear, but he perceived from the fact that the laughers were 
    
    watching Claude that the cause of the disturbance was on the front bench. 
    
    Come here, Claude. 
    With a skip and a bound, which nearly upset the class dignity for the second 
    time, Claude was at the teachers desk. Why are you trying to disturb 
    the class? 
    Im not trying to disturb anything. I was just trying to make my 
    ears work, and one of them wouldnt go. 
    There are professors who would have had some difficulty in keeping serious 
    after this naive confession. Not so Mr. Grace. He looked upon the lively boy 
    as being capable of saying or doing anything. He never knew what the small 
    boy might say or do at any given moment, but it was all one to him: he was 
    ever expecting the unexpected. So he received this explanation with unimpaired 
    seriousness. 
    Its a great loss of time for you, Claude, to give so much attention 
    to your ears. This is the place for learning, not for gymnastics. Go to your 
    seat, and keep quiet. 
    I cant, Mister. 
    Try your best, Claude: if at first you dont succeed, Ill 
    help you with a few lines to memorize. And Mr. Grace smiled very sweetly.
Claude, on resuming his seat, caught hold of his desk with both hands, determined 
    to reduce those unruly members to subjection, and set about paying attention 
    in a fresh spurt of zeal. He seemed to forget that he had legs and feet, however, 
    and kicked energetically into the air, one little foot and then 
    another flying up flush with the top of his desk. Mr. Grace, while hurrying 
    through the recitations, ignored these demonstrations. 
    Now, said the teacher, when all had been heard, if Claude 
    will be good enough to put his feet where they belong and pay attention, Ill 
    show you how to carry out the rule you have just memorized. 
Claude was taken aback to such an extent that he could make no reply. He 
    had been all attention. He had had his eyes fixed on Mr. Grace and had devoured 
    his every feature. And in truth, Claude had been impressed with the fine, 
    low, broad brow, under the mass of soft chestnut hair; with the noble eye, 
    clear, steady, unmistakably frank; with the handsome oval of the face, pale 
    and somewhat thin, yet revealing in its every line the student and the ascetic. 
    Not 
    a trait escaped his keen, quick, inquisitive eyes. What struck him most of 
    all was the air of holiness upon Mr. Graces features, and just as he 
    was making up his mind that he liked a man teacher far better than he liked 
    any woman teacher, there came this stinging rebuke. How in the world could 
    he be expected to keep track of his legs while bending all his forces to bring 
    into proper subjection his hands and fingers and head and ears, and at the 
    same time follow everything that was going on in class? 
But he was not utterly discouraged. Fastening a steady gaze upon his mischievous 
    legs, and bringing his hands folded before him so that he could embrace them 
    in the same glance, he resolved not to move a muscle till the end of class. 
    It was an heroic determination. And indeed after three minutesthe while 
    Mr. Grace went on working out in all calmness a problem at the blackboardthere 
    was hardly a part of Claudes anatomy which did not claim his attention. 
    
    There was an ache here, and a cramp there; his face itched, his feet threatened 
    to go asleep, and Claude was morally certain, early as was the season, that 
    a fly was disporting upon his neck. Ah, if he could only capture that fly! 
    One minute passed in this state of torture; the perspiration began to gather 
    on the young heros cheek. A new ache, another itch, another flyso 
    it appeared to Claudethen a host of itches seemed to swoop down upon 
    him, till at length the poor boy could no longer stand under a fire so galling. 
    He gave one wriggle and, half-rising from his seat, stretched himself at full 
    length, ending the performance with a great sigh of relief, while class and 
    professor watched him with rounded eyes. 
    Yawning isnt allowed, whispered Mr. Grace at his ear. 
    Can I go out, sir? 
    No; youve only been in ten minutes. 
    Let me go to the board and do a sum, then. I know how its done. 
    
    Mr. Grace did not quite understand this young gentlemans trouble; but 
    by good fortune, someone had to go to the board, and in consideration of the 
    fact that Claude was a newcomer, he granted him this last request. Our little 
    wriggler was now in his element. Snatching up a blackboard eraser, he hopped 
    
    from one end of the board to the otherit extended the full length of 
    the roomrubbing out everything in his track with a superfluous energy 
    and ceasing regretfully from his labor when there was nothing more to erase. 
    
    No sooner had Mr. Grace enunciated the problem than, in a fever of energy, 
    Claude jotted down the conditions and, not without many hops, extraordinary 
    bendings of the legs and much flying of chalk dust, which powdered his face, 
    worked it out perfectly. 
    Please, Mister, give me another one! 
    Couldnt you first explain the various steps you have taken? 
    
    Oh, yes, sir! Whereupon our little Claude, who was very nimble 
    of tongue and by no means timid, launched into an explanation, which he accompanied 
    with some very expressive wriggles. His request too was granted. Mr. Grace, 
    who was studying how to reduce this piece of animation to discipline, thought 
    
    that a half hour at the blackboard might throw some light on the question. 
    So Claude got himself into layers of chalk, and hopped about ecstatically, 
    and succeeded in showing that he was really first rate in arithmetic. When 
    he returned to his seat, he was quite quiet, and beyond daubing his nose unintentionally 
    with a bit of ink and dropping all his books with a thud upon the floor, the 
    last quarter of his first hour in class was in every way commendable.
    
    Taken from Claude 
    Lightfoot, or How the Problem was Solved by TAN 
    Books & Publishers, Inc. 
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